{"id":969,"date":"2011-02-04T01:37:38","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T04:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/2011\/02\/04\/noisy-neighbour"},"modified":"2011-02-04T01:37:38","modified_gmt":"2011-02-04T04:37:38","slug":"noisy-neighbour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/2011\/02\/04\/noisy-neighbour","title":{"rendered":"Noisy neighbour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck it. I&#8217;m gonna play baroque music with the flute &#8217;till your head explodes, my lips sore and Bach rises from his grave asking for mercy. Then I&#8217;ll crank the bass amp all way up to 11 while playing some candombe as if I were Sepp\u00e4l\u00e4. Even better, i&#8217;ll put some records of the original, hope you don&#8217;t mind the noise. It&#8217;s really fun when you try to study or sleep and you people are constantly shouting with &#8216;La Champions&#8217; at full blast, as if it was enough to cover up your fights. I swear if it wasn&#8217;t for the rain and the fact that I can barely keep the balance at this hour I&#8217;d cut your connection to the power grid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck it. I&#8217;m gonna play baroque music with the flute &#8217;till your head explodes, my lips sore and Bach rises from his grave asking for mercy. Then I&#8217;ll crank the bass amp all way up to 11 while playing some candombe as if I were Sepp\u00e4l\u00e4. Even better, i&#8217;ll put some records of the original, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[36,37,20,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-berisso-2","category-facultad","category-musica","category-rants"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pmnbC-fD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tangopardo.com.ar\/2cf7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}