– Halloo Dell customer service, my name is [redacted], how may I help you?
– Good day gentle clerk, there are ants coming out of my recently purchased gear, I think it’s because of all the milk and such but I’d like to hear your thought on this. By the way, is my extended warranty still on hold.
– Yeah, let me check… I’ll transfer you with our technician Dial Tone. [click]
– Mister Tone? Sir?